Queen of Kitchen Disasters

MSNBC comes out with really wicked articles from time to time. Today I had the pleasure to read one, at the expense of the TomKat couple of course, but who could resist it?

The article is available at: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15738076/

I’ve extracted 3 of my favourite paragraphs if you are too busy to read the entire article.

Why, you have everything a blushing young bride needs: Something old (your fiancé); something new (baby Suri); something borrowed (Scientology); and something blue (your family).

Beware of ambitious young starlets born around 1989. As you may have gleaned from the tabloids, Tom chooses his wives at 11-year age-intervals; Mimi Rogers (b. 1956), Nicole Kidman (b. 1967), and of course, you, the new Mrs. Cruise (b. 1978).

Forget about marriage counseling. Psychology is, as Tom told Matt Lauer, a “Nazi science.� Just like with your new best friend Brooke’s post-partum depression, there’s nothing wrong with your marriage that vitamins and exercise can’t fix.

 Wickedly yummy